Mother, Jugs and Speed

Greetings and salutations my friends. I know I have been a bit lackadaisical in my updating lately, but I just haven't been feeling the groove. I've been busy with some HTML projects and I have had a lot on my mind. Now, you might be saying to yourself how having something on my mind might push me to write, but no. I need to be happy to write, or it just comes out mushy.

So, the news of the day, I have a new job, albeit a temporary one. It is a foot in the door though, and most likely will lead to full time opportunities. With benefits and everything! So, YAY no more self-employment for me for now. You have no idea how badly I need stability in my life right now, and this just might be the key. It's pretty scary though, it comes with a very small paycheque compared to the work I could be doing this summer, but again, stability and long term happiness is the goal here folks, so let's not forget that, ok?

Stupid Ottawa Senators.

I think I need to find a way to refresh my eye towards writing right now, I haven't been seeing the humour in anything lately. I need to adjust my perspective a bit. Get things flowing again, because I'll tell you one thing kids, when I am writing, and happy with what I write, it feels pretty damn good.

This, on the other hand, feels like I am wasting my time.

Funny thing, the single biggest referrer to this site: Google searches for "Inky, Pinky, Ponky".

Who'da thunk it?

I should start throwing in random lyrics from songs, and some good old porn references. That'd get me hits for sure.

Just typing "porn" oughta get me a few. XXX. Sex.

Hehehe.

I'm such a dork. But I can't wait to see if I get hits from google searches for porn.

Ah well, to each his own.

Midget donkey wrestling.

Ok, THAT"S ENOUGH!